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Funny poker pro conversation $50k/annum, not ban related

Postby Oldman » Mon Aug 04, 2025 7:21 pm

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[Smolboi]: smolboi
[System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: how do u talk shit and follow me to another team
[Smolboi]: if it was arem
[Smolboi]: standard
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[ModelYL]: u sad af
[Smolboi]: u wouldnt have the good players
[System]: Waiting for 4 more players before the game will automatically start.
[#SAVAGE]: cuz ur an idol. i learn from u
[itwasalladreamm]: top?
[Smolboi]: on their best heroes
[Smolboi]: every game
[Smolboi]: and the newbs
[Chimps]: bettyy dAvEiZ EyhEZ!!!
[Smolboi]: would stand a chance
[ModelYL]: nah
[System]: *** player [mjkl] has joined the game
[System]: [mjkl@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
[System]: Waiting for 3 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: its same thing every game
[ModelYL]: we lost cause this sk is retarded and silencer panics
[Smolboi]: slark spec sb
[Smolboi]: this league
[Smolboi]: doesnt have
[ModelYL]: couldnt do shit early
[Smolboi]: the coordination
[Smolboi]: needed
[Smolboi]: to counter
[ModelYL]: with these two
[Smolboi]: the op heroes
[#SAVAGE]: smol ctfuuu
[System]: *** player [Superballer] has joined the game
[System]: [Superballer@entconnect] (ELO: 810.99). W/L: 888/1272. Hero K/D/A: 7451/16094/17248 (3.45/7.45/7.99). Creep K/D/N: 213156/104/15006 (98.68/0.05/6.95). T/R/C: 1841/477/7.
[Superballer]: !checkme
[#SAVAGE]: BALLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[ModelYL]: dude randomly drops ulti when no one is even in danger
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: but when u need it hes holding on to it
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[Smolboi]: we are a league
[Smolboi]: full of
[Smolboi]: irl losers on welfare
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[#SAVAGE]: im offended
[Smolboi]: incapable of performance
[Chimps]: sing it sis
[Smolboi]: they failed at life
[Smolboi]: they fail in dota
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: need an equalizer
[Smolboi]: arem only way
[ModelYL]: every game has like 5 800 elo players now
[ModelYL]: its like an infestation
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[#SAVAGE]: agreed
[Chimps]: !arem
[Smolboi]: !mode arem
[System]: [Smolboi] has voted for the mode [arem]. Based on the current votes, the mode is [apem].
[Chimps]: !mode arem
[System]: [Chimps] has voted for the mode [arem]. Based on the current votes, the mode is [apem].
[Smolboi]: the guy that always picks
[Smolboi]: pa/slark/tiny/spec
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: u ever seen him on another hero?
[#SAVAGE]: i meannnn
[Smolboi]: he SUCKS
[#SAVAGE]: he has onoe of the best tiny
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: but he knows
[ModelYL]: why u bitching and typing nonsense all game
[Smolboi]: unless he plays a hero
[Smolboi]: that can win alone
[Smolboi]: he cant win
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: we need to switch to arem
[ModelYL]: we lost cause of silencer and leo not cause it was ap
[itwasalladreamm]: smol talking about me??
[#SAVAGE]: i think smol has downs
[#SAVAGE]: he rambles
[itwasalladreamm]: sorry bro
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: u guys are too autistic
[itwasalladreamm]: everyone knows i play like 10 heros
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: to have an actual debate with
[Smolboi]: anyways
[itwasalladreamm]: im as limitied as your poker income
[Smolboi]: im right, i know im right
[Smolboi]: thats all that matters
[#SAVAGE]: i played sk first time yesterday
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[#SAVAGE]: i fucking raped they ases
[itwasalladreamm]: ive never claimed otherwise
[Chimps]: legit going to yoga in a 40 mins hope this game fills
[Chimps]: got a nw mat today
[itwasalladreamm]: smolboi downswing must be tough irl - havent seen you this bitter before
[Smolboi]: ive lost like 6k
[Smolboi]: ill be fine
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
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[itwasalladreamm]: what you tripping for then
[itwasalladreamm]: thats like 1 bad session
[Smolboi]: im not
[Smolboi]: ur acting like im tripping
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[ModelYL]: thats like one bad day in the stock market
[Smolboi]: because
[ModelYL]: not even a bad day
[Smolboi]: im saying ur mediocire
[itwasalladreamm]: lol no you trippin
[Smolboi]: so ur talking about
[Smolboi]: something unrelated
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: its a classic internet play
[Smolboi]: bro
[itwasalladreamm]: lol i agreed with you retard
[Smolboi]: im impermeable
[Smolboi]: to your stupidities
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[itwasalladreamm]: i said my dota as limited as your income
[Chimps]: who says fancy feast is just for cats?
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: orange played so bad last game hes not even gonna argue it
[ModelYL]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: you claiming to be high iq but play poker for a living...
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[Smolboi]: i average a good hourly
[Smolboi]: and havent had a losing yea
[Smolboi]: sicne 2011
[Smolboi]: im fine
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: you make 75k a year
[Smolboi]: net
[itwasalladreamm]: and bragging about it
[Smolboi]: tax free
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: cool bro
[ModelYL]: thats 50k USD
[ModelYL]: lmfao
[Smolboi]: i do fine
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: u know what % of people net 75k a year?
[itwasalladreamm]: not ragging it but its not something to be bragging about
[ModelYL]: thats literally welfare in nyc :D
[Smolboi]: with no boss?
[Smolboi]: trust me
[itwasalladreamm]: cool stuff bro
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[#SAVAGE]: i gorss 86k a year
[#SAVAGE]: not to shabby
[Smolboi]: the dudes in a dota 1 game
[Smolboi]: 15 hours a day
[Smolboi]: arent the dudes
[Smolboi]: to criticize me
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: im successful
[ModelYL]: 75k year with no ability to climb up for higher income or positions isn't a good bragging poin
[itwasalladreamm]: lol you the one criticizing retard
[Smolboi]: thats not true?
[Smolboi]: poker income is variable
[itwasalladreamm]: because you tripping on a 6k downswing
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: w.e u say bro
[System]: *** player [thebrady] has joined the game
[System]: [thebrady@entconnect] (ELO: 949.41). W/L: 638/760. Hero K/D/A: 8371/10222/16987 (5.99/7.31/12.15). Creep K/D/N: 84379/1166/13910 (60.36/0.83/9.95). T/R/C: 633/299/1.
[Chimps]: ffs
[Smolboi]: how am i tripping
[itwasalladreamm]: no one said shit but you
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: and thats $50k usd when u convert
[itwasalladreamm]: you just flipping out about 6k
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[ModelYL]: so ur bragging about garbage $
[Smolboi]: whos bragging
[Smolboi]: lmfao
[ModelYL]: u literally are
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: damn ur dumb
[Smolboi]: show me where
[itwasalladreamm]: lol go read chat retard
[Smolboi]: i bragged
[Chimps]: coon crew inbound
[Smolboi]: LOL
[#SAVAGE]: >.< poporn
[#SAVAGE]: popcorn&
[Smolboi]: i responded
[ModelYL]: ur trying to stunt with shitty income thinking we'd be impressed
[Smolboi]: that a very small percentage
[Smolboi]: of people
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: net 75k a year
[ModelYL]: no
[ModelYL]: thats asmall % of global income
[ModelYL]: not in America
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: lol small %??
[Smolboi]: you think more than 5% of people
[Smolboi]: net 75k a year?
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: u comparing urself to india or zimbabwe?
[ModelYL]: LMFAO....
[Smolboi]: do you think
[ModelYL]: nice expectations
[Smolboi]: more than 5%
[System]: *** player [GodSaveTheQQs] has joined the game
[System]: [GodSaveTheQQs@entconnect] (ELO: 982.81). W/L: 0/1. Hero K/D/A: 7/8/8 (7.00/8.00/8.00). Creep K/D/N: 80/3/18 (80.00/3.00/18.00). T/R/C: 2/0/0.
[System]: Players still downloading the map: GodSaveTheQQs
[itwasalladreamm]: you think like beoing over 50% percentile is something to brag about?
[Smolboi]: of people
[Smolboi]: net 75k a year
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: GodSaveTheQQs
[Chimps]: umm
[ModelYL]: in america?
[Chimps]: gg
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: GodSaveTheQQs
[Smolboi]: NET
[itwasalladreamm]: ummm yes
[ModelYL]: or ur talking somalia?
[Smolboi]: not gross
[System]: *** player [Chimps] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily)
[Smolboi]: NET
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[ModelYL]: thats literally $50k usd
[ModelYL]: what arent u understranding
[Smolboi]: and im saying
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: thats below college entry level students
[Smolboi]: that people paying tax on income
[ModelYL]: lmao
[Smolboi]: dont net 75k a year
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: ur talking CAD
[Smolboi]: anyways
[ModelYL]: im talking USD
[Smolboi]: i have a house
[Smolboi]: a wife
[Smolboi]: i make money
[ModelYL]: idk what confuses you
[Smolboi]: i have a car
[Smolboi]: im good
[Smolboi]: you guys are here
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: 15 hours a day
[Smolboi]: forever
[ModelYL]: thats what u think lol
[Smolboi]: literally
[ModelYL]: ur going on a tantrum its hilarioous
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[itwasalladreamm]: lol he still going on about 75k being good
[Smolboi]: the only ones talking about things unrelated to dota
[Smolboi]: are you
[ModelYL]: thats literally you every game
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: i said arem fixes our issue
[ModelYL]: lmao....
[itwasalladreamm]: no one raggin on yoru income but you BRAGGING about it
[Smolboi]: and u guys start talking about life
[itwasalladreamm]: you do you man
[Smolboi]: whos bragging
[Smolboi]: lmfao
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: he started talking about ur random outburstagainst him
[itwasalladreamm]: but if you gonna start bragging about 75k income
[ModelYL]: are u retarded?
[itwasalladreamm]: you need a wake up call
[Smolboi]: the two of you
[ModelYL]: damn
[Smolboi]: are so low iq
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: thats why u play 2 heroes
[ModelYL]: lmao
[Smolboi]: 15 hourS a day
[ModelYL]: hes so mad
[Smolboi]: for 20 years
[Smolboi]: thats literally your life
[Smolboi]: your an admin
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: lol yes 15 hours a day
[ModelYL]: projection at its finest
[itwasalladreamm]: go check log
[Smolboi]: on a 20 year old site
[itwasalladreamm]: you play more than me
[Smolboi]: for a player pool
[Smolboi]: of 50 ppl
[Smolboi]: u watch replays
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[Administration]: i work 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, income $160k a year :D
[itwasalladreamm]: and bragging about 75 income
[Smolboi]: and invest your time
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha
[Smolboi]: in policing
[ModelYL]: the last 4 days
[Smolboi]: 40 year old
[Smolboi]: welfare recipients
[ModelYL]: entgame long shows u playing 30 games
[itwasalladreamm]: there we go dg
[ModelYL]: LMFAO....
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: there are no bigger losers here than the two of you
[ModelYL]: wait u played 30 dota games in the last 4 days
[ModelYL]: and ur talking about us
[ModelYL]: LOL....
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: and ill be done in 2-3 days
[Smolboi]: and youll continue to be here
[ModelYL]: holy fuck this guy is delusional
[Smolboi]: this is your lfie
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[itwasalladreamm]: this how i know you tripping, normally you just a goofball that just spews goofy shit here
[Smolboi]: u wake up, 15 hours a day of 2 heroes
[ModelYL]: my tesla shares, if i sold half of it, could buy your home and your wife
[Smolboi]: forever
[ModelYL]: relax kiddo
[itwasalladreamm]: but today you tripping hard about your 6k downswing
[Smolboi]: 20 years
[ModelYL]: ur canadian
[itwasalladreamm]: and it makes sense
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: of nothing but dota1
[ModelYL]: u dont know about USD salary
[ModelYL]: lol...
[Smolboi]: 2 heroes
[itwasalladreamm]: because its like 10% of your income annually
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[Smolboi]: the highlight of your lives is waking up on the 1st
[ModelYL]: ur bragging about $50k USD, literally what a liberal arts major out of america makescoming out of college
[Smolboi]: and seeing welfare hit
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: keep living in ur fantasy world
[Smolboi]: where bitcoin retired you
[ModelYL]: how do u even know these dates
[itwasalladreamm]: keep telling yourself that to make yourself feel better while you grind 1/2
[Smolboi]: and ur here because u want to be
[Smolboi]: you have no options
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[ModelYL]: bro knows when welfare payouts comeout
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[Smolboi]: lifetime losers
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[ModelYL]: lol
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[System]: [mjkl] has been automatically muted for spamming. (You will be unmuted momentarily, but please do not spam again!)
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[ModelYL]: ur projecting so hard man
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[ModelYL]: its crazy
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[Smolboi]: 15 hours a day of 2 heroes
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[Smolboi]: for 20 years
[System]: [mjkl] has been automatically unmuted. (Don't spam or you'll be muted again!)
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[ModelYL]: first u claim we play all day, yet u played 30 games in 3 days
[ModelYL]: then u claim welfare but know the dates they pay out
[Smolboi]: and thats fine
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: ur ridiculous
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[mjkl]: any pro wanna come sentinel to carry?
[Smolboi]: because when im done
[ModelYL]: !ignore mjkl
[System]: Player [ModelYL] has ignored player [mjkl].
[itwasalladreamm]: says the retard who plays veno like 10 times a day
[Smolboi]: im done
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[Smolboi]: theres an end to this for ne
[itwasalladreamm]: !ignore mjk
[System]: Player [itwasalladreamm] has ignored player [mjkl].
[Administration]: !ignore mjk
[System]: Player [Administration] has ignored player [mjkl].
[Smolboi]: theres no end for u
[Smolboi]: this is it
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: u literally spent 10 hours per day playing dota the last 3 days
[ModelYL]: dont talk about anyone
[ModelYL]: please
[System]: *** player [mjkl] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily)
[Smolboi]: i come and binge play for 3-4 days once every 2 months
[Smolboi]: this is your life
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: bro you aint ever stopping working at 75k annual
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: your end = death
[Smolboi]: im good bro
[Smolboi]: have a good life
[System]: Waiting for 2 more players before the game will automatically start.
[ModelYL]: it confuses smolboi that americans can wfh and make 6 figure salaries
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha 3-4 days once every 2-3 months
[itwasalladreamm]: for 1, thats a lie
[ModelYL]: cause he lives in canada with a shitty economy
[Smolboi]: look at how triggered you are
[ModelYL]: it's actually funny
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[itwasalladreamm]: and 2, because hes griding 1/2!!!
[Smolboi]: that i can provably say
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha
[Smolboi]: this is your life
[#SAVAGE]: lolol
[Smolboi]: look at how mad you are
[Smolboi]: xD
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[ModelYL]: no one here is mad but you
[Administration]: i am wfh 90% of the time, to get $160k per annum
[itwasalladreamm]: i mean bro, 1/2 is just sad for a profession
[ModelYL]: read the chatlog my guy
[#SAVAGE]: im eating oreos so dayummm good
[Smolboi]: who plays 1-2 lol
[System]: *** player [Chimps] has joined the game
[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[ModelYL]: literally everyone in here can see ur the one mad
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[itwasalladreamm]: were just calling you out for bragging about 75l
[ModelYL]: we're just laughing at you
[Smolboi]: nobody bragged
[Smolboi]: about 75k
[itwasalladreamm]: dont understand
[Smolboi]: u brought it up
[itwasalladreamm]: why you so proud of that
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[#SAVAGE]: u bragged lastnight
[#SAVAGE]: :)
[Smolboi]: 75k net is high than a majority of people
[Smolboi]: this is a fact
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Chimps]: brady can u switch
[ModelYL]: u took random shots at pink so he was asking what upsetted u in real life for u to attack him
[Chimps]: if someone comes uo
[itwasalladreamm]: yea if your 22
[Chimps]: baller
[ModelYL]: ur so incoherent my guy
[Chimps]: brady
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Chimps]: switch
[Smolboi]: pink
[Smolboi]: youre here
[itwasalladreamm]: congrats if yo uare 22 and this is your 1st job
[Smolboi]: 15 hours a day
[Smolboi]: and have been
[Smolboi]: for 10 years
[ModelYL]: lmao
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: who you trying to convince
[Chimps]: wait
[itwasalladreamm]: but you capping yourself on upside
[Smolboi]: that youre successful
[ModelYL]: hes so funnnnnnny
[Smolboi]: LOL
[Chimps]: can we !shuffle
[Smolboi]: you habits
[Smolboi]: are provably public
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: this is your life
[Chimps]: !vb
[System]: Player [Chimps] has voted for autobalancing or shuffling on countdown. 5 more votes are needed.
[Smolboi]: no breaks
[Chimps]: vb this htis
[Smolboi]: no days off
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: but i still get paid while playing this :)
[Smolboi]: you show up for 15 hours a day
[ModelYL]: never seen someone make $50k cad and claim they are doing better than other people from somalia
[Administration]: to be fair, poker is a hard way to earn a living tho
[Smolboi]: and play 2 heroes
[itwasalladreamm]: unlike your poker...
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: i do fine
[Chimps]: !vb
[Chimps]: u sick fucks
[#SAVAGE]: u read cards?>
[Chimps]: !vb
[ModelYL]: $50k usd isnt fine
[Smolboi]: i average $45 an hour tax free
[Smolboi]: im good
[itwasalladreamm]: yea its hard and low income unless you playing at least 5/10
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[#SAVAGE]: only way ur making that much
[Smolboi]: your life is a 20 year old video game
[Smolboi]: with no end in sight
[ModelYL]: ill make u a deal
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[itwasalladreamm]: he says im good but tripping HARD about 6k downswing
[Smolboi]: this ends for me
[Smolboi]: you dont even have to think about 2 weeks from now
[itwasalladreamm]: "takiung a break from cards"
[#SAVAGE]: lol\
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha
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[Smolboi]: because this is where youll be
[ModelYL]: $6k is literally his monthly income
[Chimps]: !vb
[ModelYL]: lmao
[Chimps]: !vb
[ModelYL]: thats why hes mad
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[ModelYL]: hes getting evicted :X
[Chimps]: vb u christmas coons
[Smolboi]: 6k net a month is not a bad salary
[#SAVAGE]: i mean i make about 4.2k monthly income
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[#SAVAGE]: pretty good where ium at
[ModelYL]: when ur salary is variable and inconsistent, it sure is
[Smolboi]: theyre both dead on arrival losers
[ModelYL]: and u have no room to grow
[System]: Waiting for 1 more players before the game will automatically start.
[Smolboi]: whos lives is a 20 year old game
[ModelYL]: and u have no social contact with other coworkers
[Smolboi]: think about this logically
[ModelYL]: ur just in ur rusty computer ranting
[Smolboi]: they commit TIME
[Smolboi]: to policing replays
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[Smolboi]: of a 20 year old forum
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[Smolboi]: with a player pool of 50
[Administration]: lol
[Administration]: you two
[Administration]: wtf
[Smolboi]: thats how they use their time
[#SAVAGE]: ya r funny lmao
[Smolboi]: i mean
[Smolboi]: LOL
[Administration]: get a room or something
[Administration]: :D
[#SAVAGE]: enbtertaining beorer work
[ModelYL]: unlike we, we can grow in our position... you're stuck playing poker until you're like 70 lol
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[Administration]: how can you two type so fast
[Smolboi]: i have a household income
[Smolboi]: of 200k
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[Smolboi]: we have a small mortgage
[itwasalladreamm]: do you even have health insurance?
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: 401k?
[ModelYL]: so ur wife makes way more than you
[ModelYL]: and ur bragging
[ModelYL]: wow ur sad
[Smolboi]: we have 2 cars
[Smolboi]: paid for
[Smolboi]: i have pets
[Smolboi]: i have a social life
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[ModelYL]: what?
[Smolboi]: when i show up to where i grind, people respect me
[Smolboi]: your lives
[itwasalladreamm]: ahh ok makes more sense
[Smolboi]: are policing
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[itwasalladreamm]: you gamble your wifes money
[System]: [mjkl@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
[Smolboi]: a 20 year old game
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[ModelYL]: u have pets = successful?
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[ModelYL]: LOL....
[Chimps]: !vb
[#SAVAGE]: lolol
[itwasalladreamm]: and shes upset at you for losing 6k
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[ModelYL]: omg this guy is so sad
[Smolboi]: its to show quality of life
[Chimps]: !vb
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[itwasalladreamm]: and now you tripping HARD
[Chimps]: !vb
[Smolboi]: you have no life prospect
[Chimps]: !vb
[#SAVAGE]: lolol
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[ModelYL]: bro bragging about having pets
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[Smolboi]: look how mad you guys are
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[ModelYL]: LOL....
[itwasalladreamm]: bro, tell her to come onto ent
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[Smolboi]: LOL
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[itwasalladreamm]: ill tell her your veno is SICK
[itwasalladreamm]: and its all worth it
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[ModelYL]: BRO BRAGGED ABOUT HAVING PETS = SUCCESSFUL....
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[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[#SAVAGE]: lolol
[itwasalladreamm]: hahahaha
[ModelYL]: THIS MFER CRAZY
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[Chimps]: !vb
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[GodSaveTheQQs]: !vb
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[itwasalladreamm]: 75k income and he has dependants = kids
[Chimps]: u littles shits
[#SAVAGE]: i have a pet fish ncat
[#SAVAGE]: :)
[Smolboi]: i said pets = successful?
[itwasalladreamm]: pets i mean
[Chimps]: !vb
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[Smolboi]: i was demonstrating
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[Smolboi]: which u lack
[ModelYL]: u literally mentiooned " i have pets"
[ModelYL]: right after "i have 2 cars"
[Smolboi]: im not bragging
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[Smolboi]: im demonstrating that on 75k net
[itwasalladreamm]: do you claim your pets on your taxes?
[Smolboi]: i have accomplished
[ModelYL]: wow ur so dumb its not even funny
[Smolboi]: what most people cant
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[Smolboi]: its difficult to own property
[itwasalladreamm]: how much does fish food go for these days
[Smolboi]: i have assets
[ModelYL]: u live in the shitty part of canada probably with low cost
[ModelYL]: stfu bro
[Smolboi]: you guys police
[Smolboi]: a 20 year old gam
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[System]: Players still downloading the map: Chimps
[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[ModelYL]: u would not survive in toronto
[#SAVAGE]: i pay about 15$
[ModelYL]: ur broke ass
[Smolboi]: youre both provably losers
[#SAVAGE]: for my fish food
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[Chimps]: !vb
[System]: Player [Chimps] has voted for autobalancing or shuffling on countdown. 4 more votes are needed.
[itwasalladreamm]: bro, your goldfish aint no asset
[System]: *** player [mjkl] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily)
[Smolboi]: its in your habits
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[System]: [kingmaxim@entconnect] (ELO: 912.79). W/L: 32/43. Hero K/D/A: 323/519/641 (4.31/6.92/8.55). Creep K/D/N: 2986/13/1367 (39.81/0.17/18.23). T/R/C: 24/11/0.
[Smolboi]: for everyone to see
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[Chimps]: omg
[Chimps]: !vb
[Smolboi]: nothing has changed for 20 years
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[Smolboi]: this is your life
[#SAVAGE]: stfu n stop leaving
[#SAVAGE]: noob
[GodSaveTheQQs]: !vb
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[Chimps]: ur all poor
[Smolboi]: there is nothing more demonstrably sad
[Chimps]: fuckign vb
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[#SAVAGE]: suck my dick
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[Smolboi]: than this being the entire use of yoru time
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[Smolboi]: i feel sorry for you
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[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[Chimps]: lick my gash
[kingmaxim]: bro GTFO
[#SAVAGE]: ur trsh chimp
[itwasalladreamm]: thanks man, you sure have it all figured out making no income right now
[Chimps]: vb
[Smolboi]: and its provably a fact
[#SAVAGE]: stop leaving
[Chimps]: !vb
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[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[Administration]: !Timestamp leaving and joining
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[Smolboi]: its not conjecture
[Smolboi]: im not specualting
[ModelYL]: "my household income is 200k but i earn 75k", nice, guess your wife is the real boss here
[Chimps]: f u
[kingmaxim]: just ban him
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[Smolboi]: its right there
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[itwasalladreamm]: while most of us are still making more in a week than you do in a month
[Smolboi]: everyone can see
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[Smolboi]: you play 15 hours a day
[Smolboi]: and have for years
[itwasalladreamm]: but bro, YOU GOT IT FIGURED OUT
[Smolboi]: its not me saying it
[Smolboi]: its provable
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[ModelYL]: ur wife earns 66% more salary than u and ur trying to talk shit...
[ModelYL]: do better
[#SAVAGE]: ^
[itwasalladreamm]: so did she ground you?
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[Smolboi]: imagine that being a criticism
[Smolboi]: LOL
[itwasalladreamm]: is that why yo uarent playing?
[Smolboi]: ya my wife does well
[Smolboi]: HAHAHAHA
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[Smolboi]: bro
[Administration]: how can you guys type so fast :D
[Smolboi]: omg lol
[ModelYL]: ur not seeing how dumb u are?
[Smolboi]: u guys are fucking dead on arrival
[Smolboi]: LOL
[ModelYL]: ur here playing dota while ur wife earns 66% more money than you
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[#SAVAGE]: im eating popcorn n reading lol
[ModelYL]: how sad are you as a husband
[ModelYL]: lol
[Smolboi]: bro
[ModelYL]: ur a dependent of hers
[Smolboi]: you dont have anything going on for you
[Smolboi]: you sit on dota
[ModelYL]: stfu man
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[Smolboi]: talking about
[ModelYL]: and ur like 40
[ModelYL]: thats the sad part
[Smolboi]: passive income
[Smolboi]: being your grind
[ModelYL]: how old are you
[Smolboi]: you police a player pool of 50
[ModelYL]: be honest
[Smolboi]: for 20 years
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[ModelYL]: how old are you
[Smolboi]: im 36
[ModelYL]: and ur talking to me?
[#SAVAGE]: 33 here
[ModelYL]: lmao
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha omg
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[Administration]: 29 here
[itwasalladreamm]: 36 and bragging about 75k
[itwasalladreamm]: wtf is going on here
[Smolboi]: who bragged?
[ModelYL]: ive been earning higher salary than u since 22... and im 27
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: where do you live?
[ModelYL]: and ur 36
[ModelYL]: LMAO...
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[#SAVAGE]: r u hot astros?
[Smolboi]: 75k net is like 120k gross
[Smolboi]: im fine
[ModelYL]: thats $50k usd
[itwasalladreamm]: lol no its not
[ModelYL]: no one cares about ur CAD
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[Smolboi]: i love how
[ModelYL]: ur CAD is worthless in real world
[Smolboi]: model has been talking
[Smolboi]: for 20 minutes
[#SAVAGE]: i got meet u in real life have some drinks xd
[Smolboi]: and i havent responded once
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[ModelYL]: like u all game right?
[#SAVAGE]: itll be remembering
[Smolboi]: ahahahahahhaha
[ModelYL]: u just responded wioth ur age
[Smolboi]: bro i havent said a word to you
[ModelYL]: how much more dumb can u get
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[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[Smolboi]: im talking to the other dude
[Smolboi]: and u havent stopped
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[Chimps]: V B
[Chimps]: U
[Chimps]: SLUTS
[ModelYL]: i asked for ur age and u literally said "36"
[#SAVAGE]: SUCK
[#SAVAGE]: A
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[#SAVAGE]: DICK
[#SAVAGE]: NOOB
[Smolboi]: like having a full flede convo with himself
[Smolboi]: LOL
[Chimps]: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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[Chimps]: !VB
[System]: Player [Chimps] has voted for autobalancing or shuffling on countdown. 4 more votes are needed.
[itwasalladreamm]: bro, you been triggered by every comment here becuase you lost 6k and your wife is proabbly spanking you
[#SAVAGE]: NOOB
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[ModelYL]: cause u know ur getting properly spanked
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[Smolboi]: im good bro
[Smolboi]: have a good life
[GodSaveTheQQs]: !vb
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[Smolboi]: youll be here in 2 weeks
[Smolboi]: i wont
[itwasalladreamm]: is that when she ungrounds you?
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[Smolboi]: youll be here 2 weeks after that too
[Smolboi]: and 2 weeks after that
[Smolboi]: then ill pop in
[itwasalladreamm]: cool man, go back to your eutopia of 75k income
[Smolboi]: ill see ur still here
[ModelYL]: and still make more $ than you
[ModelYL]: are u dumb?
[itwasalladreamm]: im glad you make that work for you
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[ModelYL]: do you know how WFH works?
[#SAVAGE]: what u do for living lb?
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[ModelYL]: bro thinks we're just playing dota while not getting paid
[Smolboi]: whatever you do, its lacking in intensity
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[Smolboi]: if u play dota all day
[Smolboi]: gj grinding out someone elses bottom line
[ModelYL]: now hes switching up the convo
[Smolboi]: for an hourly
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[#SAVAGE]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: thats the truth, if i got paid hourly = I WOUDLNT BE PLAYING DOTA
[Smolboi]: ill take making my own hours and being my own boss for 75k net a year
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[Administration]: why dont you grind $10/20 instead? faster to earn money
[ModelYL]: "being my own boss" = playing online poker
[#SAVAGE]: we need get administration invovled
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[System]: *** player [Chimps] has joined the game
[System]: [Chimps@entconnect] (ELO: 1140.76). W/L: 118/94. Hero K/D/A: 1592/1278/2118 (7.51/6.03/9.99). Creep K/D/N: 17908/43/8103 (84.47/0.20/38.22). T/R/C: 225/138/1.
[#SAVAGE]: to much bullying
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[Chimps]: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Chimps]: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Chimps]: !CV
[#SAVAGE]: NOOB
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[#SAVAGE]: BITCH
[Chimps]: VB
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: Chimps
[Chimps]: FUCK U
[Chimps]: STFU
[#SAVAGE]: SUCKCONE
[Chimps]: GTFO
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[itwasalladreamm]: lol this aint bullying
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[Chimps]: COON STOVE
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[Smolboi]: 10-20 isnt available where i live, the highest stakes will always get the most regs
[ModelYL]: u live in canada bro, u have no idea how the U.S. economy works and it shows...
[itwasalladreamm]: this is just debunking his fantasy of 75k income being some hot shit
[Smolboi]: and i dont want to battle regs
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[#SAVAGE]: i heard canada has small ones
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[Smolboi]: theres 2/2 500 cap and 2/5 1500 cap
[Smolboi]: thats what i play
[ModelYL]: zero chance u live in toronto or vancouver. you probably live in broke ass alberta or some shit
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[Smolboi]: i live in montreal
[Smolboi]: and alberta is the richest province
[ModelYL]: yeah another broke city
[Smolboi]: speaking of being an idiot
[itwasalladreamm]: you do realize if you want to make real money in poker = you cant just game hunt tourists. youll have to beat bad regs
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[itwasalladreamm]: thats why you stuck grinding 1/2
[itwasalladreamm]: which sounds like misery
[Smolboi]: theres a scene here
[Smolboi]: its vibrant
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[Smolboi]: i can table select
[#SAVAGE]: vibrant
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[Smolboi]: 30 tables
[itwasalladreamm]: lol poker scene is the opposite of vibrant
[ModelYL]: montreal is for brokies
[Smolboi]: montreal is a low cost of living city compraritively
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[Smolboi]: you are correct
[#SAVAGE]: brokiessss aka megan
[ModelYL]: yeah its a dump
[Smolboi]: google playground poker club
[ModelYL]: where drug addicts go
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[Smolboi]: just got voted
[Smolboi]: best room in the world
[Smolboi]: beating out wynn
[ModelYL]: u obvs cant afford toronto or vancouver
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[Smolboi]: i can but my dollar wouldnt go as far
[ModelYL]: getting priced out by the indians and chinese?
[ModelYL]: sad
[Smolboi]: i was born here
[#SAVAGE]: lol
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[ModelYL]: and now ur getting taken over
[ModelYL]: keep moving north canada bro
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[Smolboi]: i mean im good lol
[ModelYL]: heard its cheaper
[itwasalladreamm]: damn, jazzy is displacing you!?
[itwasalladreamm]: thats rough bro
[Smolboi]: 0 problems
[Smolboi]: but u guys got a few
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[Smolboi]: that are demonstrably provable
[ModelYL]: ur the one starting problems by talking shit
[Smolboi]: all i said was
[Smolboi]: arem fixes alot of the problems
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[Smolboi]: you guys are so autistic
[ModelYL]: "pink cna only play a few heroes, he sucks with rest"
[Smolboi]: that you took that to be an attack
[itwasalladreamm]: but how often you going to get veno?
[Smolboi]: on your lives
[Smolboi]: somehow
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[itwasalladreamm]: no you were raging on for a bit
[Smolboi]: dude i dont WANT to play 1 hero
[itwasalladreamm]: its cool man
[ModelYL]: u were literally going on a tantrum against pink for no reason
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[itwasalladreamm]: i get it, you in a bad spot cuz your wife grounding you about 6k loss
[Smolboi]: i said he plays 4 heroes because he needs to win alone
[Smolboi]: and hes bad at everything else
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[ModelYL]: so ur the one talking shit
[Smolboi]: is that such an attack on his identity?
[ModelYL]: got it
[Smolboi]: youre both fucking weird
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[ModelYL]: 8 other people here would disagree
[itwasalladreamm]: hahhah says the guy bragging about 75k income
[ModelYL]: and call u weird
[Smolboi]: who bragged?
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[itwasalladreamm]: yes we are the weird ones...
[ModelYL]: maybe its ur canadian humor
[ModelYL]: but its fucking embarrassing
[Smolboi]: the only thing embarassing here
[Smolboi]: is how you use your time
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[ModelYL]: again, not understanding how WFH works
[itwasalladreamm]: bro, you not getting paid for you time here but you are still playing...
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[itwasalladreamm]: why you here?
[Smolboi]: you police a 40 year old player pool 50 deep
[ModelYL]: thinks we're cashiers at home depot or some shit :D
[Smolboi]: you watch replays
[itwasalladreamm]: go work at MCDs and make your wife proud
[Smolboi]: and make judgement calls
[ModelYL]: took u 30 seconds to type that
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[Smolboi]: thats how you use your time
[ModelYL]: u were thinking bout something to say huh
[ModelYL]: lol
[ModelYL]: couldnt think of anything
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[ModelYL]: brings up moderating
[itwasalladreamm]: i bet your wife doesnt wfh
[ModelYL]: ur so predictable
[Smolboi]: go watch a replay bro, your time is worth alot, we can all tell
[Smolboi]: youre the guy to talk down to people
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[Smolboi]: youre that guy
[itwasalladreamm]: otherwise she beat your ass for being home
[ModelYL]: that was shit i did when i was still in college...
[ModelYL]: ur 36
[ModelYL]: dont brag my guy
[ModelYL]: just stfu
[Smolboi]: whos bragging?
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[ModelYL]: ur trying to compare lifestyle and money? i can buy your house and have it demolished by next month
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[Smolboi]: im satisfied with life
[ModelYL]: just stfu man
[Smolboi]: my guy
[Smolboi]: you work from home
[itwasalladreamm]: lol satisified, why you raging so hard then?
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[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha
[Smolboi]: you dont go outside
[ModelYL]: ur working with CAD salary. come to America... literally 6 figures is baby money here in the big cities
[Smolboi]: you watch replays
[Smolboi]: and police a 20 year old game
[ModelYL]: i know u cant imagine it
[itwasalladreamm]: ill tell you this, the miserable people = miserable people IRL
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[Smolboi]: youre not that guy bro
[Smolboi]: enough
[Smolboi]: its ok to be humble
[ModelYL]: you're 36.. playing dota.... with a wife who makes 66% more salary than you
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[ModelYL]: relax
[itwasalladreamm]: i dont say shit to people on here minus maybe jazzy
[Smolboi]: sounds like a fucking won at life my guy
[#SAVAGE]: alright freinds i have head work have nice day
[ModelYL]: yeahj thats winning
[ModelYL]: totally
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[ModelYL]: "i have pets" = winning
[ModelYL]: lol
[ModelYL]: fuck your dog
[Smolboi]: i have a house, 2 cars, a wife, i make good money, im respected
[ModelYL]: no one gives a shit bout it
[Smolboi]: you work from home
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[Smolboi]: you dont leave your house
[itwasalladreamm]: hahahah "respected"
[Smolboi]: you police a game
[ModelYL]: u dont know how WFH works man
[itwasalladreamm]: by who? your fish?
[Smolboi]: andwatch replays
[ModelYL]: u really dont
[Smolboi]: spam 2 heroes a day
[Smolboi]: 15 hours a day
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[Smolboi]: and have for years
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: who watches replays?
[Smolboi]: this ends for me
[Smolboi]: this doesnt end for you
[Smolboi]: itll keep going
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[Smolboi]: the same thing
[ModelYL]: ur projecting so hard
[Smolboi]: day n day out
[ModelYL]: i think ur dealing with some real life issues
[ModelYL]: seriously
[Smolboi]: its provably true
[itwasalladreamm]: yea it ends because you work hourly bro
[ModelYL]: go correct that man
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[Smolboi]: we can look at your playing history
[Smolboi]: to know
[ModelYL]: raging at us wont fix ur real life problems
[itwasalladreamm]: im sorry you cant scale your labor hours
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[Smolboi]: sad existence
[itwasalladreamm]: you literally only get paid if you grind
[Smolboi]: guess what
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[Smolboi]: i like what i do!
[Smolboi]: so its all good
[itwasalladreamm]: well why you here bro
[Smolboi]: because i can be
[ModelYL]: in 2-3 years, we can get promoted... in 2-3 years, you're stuck with no skills that no one woujld hire because ur only history is "online poker"
[itwasalladreamm]: stop tripping about 6k and get back on the saddle
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[ModelYL]: u have no career trajectory
[ModelYL]: relax man
[ModelYL]: its fine
[Smolboi]: ofc i do
[#SAVAGE]: hr n 20 mins we been sitting here lol
[itwasalladreamm]: ive lost 10k+ in a poker session before
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[Smolboi]: with more accumulation of wealth comes a lower risk of ruin
[itwasalladreamm]: and wouldnt be whining about it online
[Smolboi]: means more opportunity
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[ModelYL]: i literally lost $300k in tesla shares the past 6 months and hes upset about $6k so hes raging at pink =D
[Smolboi]: all i said was
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[#SAVAGE]: lol
[Smolboi]: this leagues problem
[Smolboi]: gets settled
[Administration]: :D
[ModelYL]: and we didnt disagree
[Smolboi]: if we played arem
[ModelYL]: ur just attacking pink for no reason
[Smolboi]: so why not switch it
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[itwasalladreamm]: well you are retarded if you think arem solves everything
[itwasalladreamm]: lol
[Smolboi]: i said he plays 4 heroes well
[Smolboi]: and sucks otherwise
[ModelYL]: so u got personal
[itwasalladreamm]: first of all
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[Smolboi]: and look at how the two of you devolved
[Smolboi]: LOL
[itwasalladreamm]: its like 7 heros well
[Smolboi]: I DID?
[ModelYL]: u keep proving ur stupidity
[itwasalladreamm]: and do i ever brag about my dota?
[Smolboi]: holy fuck u live in your own world
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[itwasalladreamm]: itd be like bragging about 75k income
[Smolboi]: thre truth is
[Smolboi]: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVES
[Smolboi]: LOL
[ModelYL]: u can ask the other 8 people here, all of them see ur crazy br
[ModelYL]: bro
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[ModelYL]: u seem like u have a loose screw
[Smolboi]: the sky in your world is green
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[System]: [FreeMYwilly@entconnect] (ELO: 1121.59). W/L: 205/174. Hero K/D/A: 1860/2315/3745 (4.91/6.11/9.88). Creep K/D/N: 29921/1784/6150 (78.95/4.71/16.23). T/R/C: 387/247/0.
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: FreeMYwilly
[Smolboi]: you dont see reality
[Smolboi]: forwhat it is
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[ModelYL]: not a single person here agrees with u
[FreeMYwilly]: LOL 1 and 1/2 hours because you STACK
[FreeMYwilly]: LOL
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[FreeMYwilly]: shame
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[itwasalladreamm]: reality = 75k is welfare
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[Smolboi]: bro
[Smolboi]: do yourself a favor
[itwasalladreamm]: you need to get off here and go grind
[Smolboi]: and google
[ModelYL]: ur repeating welfare dates to us and shit
[Smolboi]: what percentage of people
[Smolboi]: net 75k
[Smolboi]: youre out to lunch
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[ModelYL]: but ur comparing urself to somalians and people from afghanistan...
[itwasalladreamm]: thats cool man, compare yourself to people in 3rd world countries
[Smolboi]: cringe
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[ModelYL]: $50k USD is not much in western civilizations
[itwasalladreamm]: im sure that makes you feel better
[ModelYL]: what dont u get lol
[itwasalladreamm]: but it aint going to help
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[ModelYL]: $50k usd wouldnt even buy you one month of rent in midtown manhattan
[ModelYL]: one year*
[ModelYL]: why u even typing to us
[Smolboi]: why would i compare the rate i earn at in the city i live in to the us
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[Smolboi]: apples and oranges
[ModelYL]: because u can earn universal income with tech these days
[ModelYL]: and WFH
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[ModelYL]: i can literally be WFH in vietnam
[ModelYL]: and earn the same salary
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[Smolboi]: im good tho, i have a household income of 200k, i have a fulfilling life, its all good
[Smolboi]: i have what i need
[ModelYL]: good for you man
[Smolboi]: thak you
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[ModelYL]: just stop talking shit about other people
[Smolboi]: i talked about
[Smolboi]: him playing 4 heroes
[itwasalladreamm]: if you keep repeating it = youll beleive it one day
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[Smolboi]: and how we can remedy that
[Smolboi]: to make this league better
[ModelYL]: "u play 20 hours a day" out of nowhere when everyone can see we dont
[itwasalladreamm]: fake it til you make it bro
[ModelYL]: and yet u play 30 games in the past 3 days
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[Smolboi]: you guys got personal
[Smolboi]: i dont care about your lives
[itwasalladreamm]: hahaha i wouldnt know anything personal unless you shared it
[ModelYL]: no one talked about your life lol
[Smolboi]: but if youre going to attack mine
[itwasalladreamm]: i could care less
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[Smolboi]: then its a very easy pivot
[Smolboi]: to bring up
[#SAVAGE]: its smolboiii what can we say
[ModelYL]: wowwwwwwwww read the chatlog after the game man
[itwasalladreamm]: you the one talking about all your shit here
[Smolboi]: that u play 15 hours a day
[Smolboi]: its very easy
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[ModelYL]: u can literally check our game history
[ModelYL]: go ahead
[Smolboi]: i dont need to
[Smolboi]: i leave for a month
[itwasalladreamm]: clearly insecure about some shit for whatever reason today
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[Smolboi]: i come back
[ModelYL]: u played more in 3 days than i played in the last month
[Smolboi]: and youre here
[ModelYL]: why u typiong to us?
[itwasalladreamm]: go look in the mirror
[itwasalladreamm]: cuz you normally not this weird
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[itwasalladreamm]: you just goofy weird normally
[#SAVAGE]: lol
[itwasalladreamm]: but today you raging hard bro
[ModelYL]: how do u play 30 hours of dota the past 3 days and try to talk shit about someone
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[Smolboi]: you guys cant handle a conversation about what can fix this league
[Smolboi]: thats what happened here
[Smolboi]: nothing more
[ModelYL]: we literally agreed
[Smolboi]: nothing less
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[ModelYL]: lmao
[#SAVAGE]: i wouldnt mind arem
[Smolboi]: ifyou agreed, then why did you guys pivot to personal?
[#SAVAGE]: itll help me imporove
[Smolboi]: why?
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[Smolboi]: if you didnt take it as anattck
[Smolboi]: on your identity
[itwasalladreamm]: lol you made it personal retard
[Smolboi]: why pivot
[Smolboi]: from dota
[ModelYL]: pink: we agree, you: Pink you only play 4 heroes ur bad otherwise"
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[itwasalladreamm]: bringing up your welfare income
[ModelYL]: fucking batshit crazy
[itwasalladreamm]: to substantiate whatever claims you making
[itwasalladreamm]: "i make 75k, listen to me"
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[ModelYL]: bringing up $75k inconsistent CAD lol
[Smolboi]: yeah youre right i did bring up welfae
[Smolboi]: but
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[Smolboi]: i wasnt talking about the two of you
[ModelYL]: if i brought that salary to NYC i would be living in a homeless shelter
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[ModelYL]: relax bro
[ModelYL]: u got personal
[ModelYL]: move on
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[#SAVAGE]: i live in beverly hills
[#SAVAGE]: sos
[Smolboi]: i think you took something that i wasnt directing at you
[Smolboi]: as personal
[Smolboi]: but
[itwasalladreamm]: ok lets move on
[Smolboi]: fair point
[itwasalladreamm]: but LETS CLEAR THE AIR
[Smolboi]: i did say that
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[itwasalladreamm]: I CAN PLAY AT LEAST 7 HEROES
[System]: *** player [ersatz] has joined the game
[System]: [ersatz@entconnect] (ELO: 1020.38). W/L: 3/2. Hero K/D/A: 20/51/51 (4.00/10.20/10.20). Creep K/D/N: 254/3/17 (50.80/0.60/3.40). T/R/C: 1/0/0.
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: ersatz
[#SAVAGE]: u sure?
[kingmaxim]: finally
[System]: Waiting to start until players have been pinged: ersatz
[#SAVAGE]: ok have nice day yall
[itwasalladreamm]: which is the 75k equivalent to your income
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[System]: *** player [#SAVAGE] has left the game (has left the game voluntarily)
[Smolboi]: i have a good life
[ModelYL]: honestly this discussion was probably better than the 1 hour game that would have happened
[Smolboi]: whatever is said here
[Smolboi]: doesnt matter
[Smolboi]: in reality
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[ModelYL]: we're not judging you, you just got personal
[ModelYL]: relax
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[ModelYL]: u make better salary than prob 90% of ent
[ModelYL]: but u got personal;
[ModelYL]: relax
[Smolboi]: 90% of people
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[System]: *** player [easyacc] has joined the game
[System]: [easyacc@entconnect] hasn't played any DotA games here.
[ModelYL]: idc about some random person in afghanistan selling cranberry juice for a living bro
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[ModelYL]: thats what u want to compare urself to
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Re: Funny poker pro conversation $50k/annum, not ban related

Postby iCONiC » Tue Aug 05, 2025 4:35 am

Funny conversation right there lol witnessed it all :)

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Re: Funny poker pro conversation $50k/annum, not ban related

Postby Unitil » Tue Aug 05, 2025 2:53 pm

Moved to proper forum section.

Please leave appeals section for bans/appeals.

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Re: Funny poker pro conversation $50k/annum, not ban related

Postby smolboi » Fri Oct 10, 2025 9:31 am

lol just saw this


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