Is Jackk the worst teammate?

[mk4r32]

Dota players :

Jackk / Sally / Fluw : INSTANT DODGE

BOLDX > Jackk

(21:08 / Allied) boldx: bad idea
(21:15 / Allied) jackk: ur a bad ideas
(21:24 / Allied) jackk: ur mom shoulda skipped u
(21:45 / Allied) jackk: u cant even shield him
(21:48 / Allied) boldx: i did
(21:50 / Allied) boldx: asshole
(21:52 / Allied) gion: he did
(21:56 / Allied) jackk: w/e u suck anyway

[plzbanruiners]

you're stranded on an island, your phone can make 1 call for help before it dies out. There are 5 contacts on that phone. Jackk, mp , trader, jazzy, and lothos. Who do you call to save your life?

[Astros]

stranded on an island without any of those five doesn't sound too bad

[minger1]

Jackk will fly over to the island in his helicopter before you get a chance to make that call, he will take ur phone, use that last phone call for himself and then fly back home without you.

MP will pick up the phone, tell u you to "solo it", and call you an asshole as he hangs up

Trader will pick up the phone and you then proceed to give him a detailed explanation of your situation. Despite explaining that you will definitely die without help, Trader will then simply ping you the location of the nearest lighthouse
and tell you you're a noob if you don't make it.

Jazzy will pick up the phone and seemingly be attentive when listening to your plight. After he hangs up you hold out hope that help will arrive. However after the call, Jazzy begins to overthink and believes that you are being selfish for disturbing him. This feeling festers and Jazzy begins to believe that you being stranded on an island was an intentional ploy by you to get back at him. Jazzy doesn't seek help unless you call him back to apologize for your cruelty. You have no more calls you can make. You die.

Lothos picks up the phone. Before you even open your mouth he calls you a noob cuntt before telling you he is amazing. He again tells you you're a noob cuntt before hanging up, getting on top of his barathrum and charging over the Atlantic Ocean towards the island. He dies 100meters into the journey because he drowns. You die

[Jazzy3113]

lol

[mk4r32]

I've seen so many games when jackk the ks has the most kills on her team and it results to a loss. The irony....

Typical Jackk game-
http://storage.entgaming.net/replay/vie ... 223956.w3g
(31:23 / Allied) 3bodysol: wow stop that jckff
(31:30 / Allied) 3bodysol: has to ks everything
(46:06 / Allied) 3bodysol: fcuks his team over all the time and then cant carry late

Lina - can't stun for shit. Needs her training wheels euls to stun and then boom! ult a 50 hp hero.
Necro - ults a 50 hp hero and then is useless cuz the animal heals herself only while running away
Spec - ults to ks and daggers to run away
Sniper - shoots her fruity pebbles after the fight hiding with lothars missing the initial team fight

Also, disgustingly last hits when an ally dooms someone late game. She knows it'll kill them alone but just has to last hit to get the kill.

This isn't even an exaggeration, she always gets called out by her own teammate and ignores majority on her team cuz they are so fed up with his selfish ksing plays.

It had me dying when someone once said "If you see jackk coming at you, run cuz that means her whole team is coming for a gank"

She truly is the biggest punani I've ever seen on ENT hands down.

[mk4r32]

I found a french version of her.

https://entgaming.net/openstats/dota/pl ... ablorojo-/

Robin says he's one of the top 10 players left on ENT, I believe it.

[RichardCoffee]

Jackk, Robin, and planaria had inspired me to start a new account and play just like them:

https://entgaming.net/openstats/dota/?u=lumberjackk

The result was 2.7 kda (now 2.3 unfortunately) with dagon. Still lot to learn from folks like Jackk.
I hope to get the kda up to 3 at some point when the account drops off memories and people forget about these unique strategies.

[minger1]

@richardcoffee you inspired to make my own jackk kdr style account.

https://entgaming.net/openstats/dota/pl ... cent_faga/

KSing everyone though gives me a deeply empty feeling so I think I will stop.

[Mangekyo]

To me, he undoubtedly is. Just wanted to share my opintion although I think most of you already know what I think about Jackk or feel just like me.