Team Fruit Roster Opening
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:04 pm
Hey Guys - So we have come across hard times in the Fruit Kingdom, one of our support players (4 position) has been diagnosed with fried brain. Our substitute Frank (Lime) has went M.I.A again and hasn't shown up for practice in days. IT is it with a great honor that I offer the Great players of ENT a chance to join our renowned and STORIED franchise. We plan on opening a house/training facility in Miami in the coming months to GRIND stats on ENT pubs, i mean practice for the upcoming International 8 and any tournament that wants Team Fruit to DESTROY in. We have trained, sweat and blood, cold or hot, to be the BEST possible team the world has ever seen. Our current roster includes -
Position 1 - Brando (Cherry) 6.6k mmr PEAK player, legendary AM player, DIHL-Extinguisher, rich, and confirmed pussy destroyer.
Position 2 - Jager. (Kiwi) STAR mid player, best TA ENT has EVER seen, confirmed non-virgin, has a beard, didn't fall in love with a guy.
Position 3 - lzleus. aka QuestionMarkKid (Mango) Team Fruit CAPTAIN , 100k salary, owns multiple restaurants (no worry for food during 18 hour dota practice days) and loving husband.
Position 4 - OPENING
Position 5 - Evil.Lemon (Lemon) - Team Fruit Founder - 2k mmr, Fell in love with guy, Works at Waba Grill (wanted to quit after 1 day), 6'2 280, Literally attracted to cock, will protect us from ANY Peruvians trying to invade our team house, one swing from Lemons TRUCK of an arm he's goin flyin.
So for your player application (Team Fruit and I) would like you to answer a few questions -
1) How many kills have you gotten in an AREM pub?
2) What would you do if a LARGE white male starting sprinting at you?
3) Do you support Capitalism?
4) If a piece of meat at Waba Grill gets tossed in a pile of Chicken, do you throw away that piece of meat or the pile of Chicken?
5) Have you ever fell in love with a guy?
Thanks for reading guys, we plan on practicing ATLEAST 12 hours a day after school/work. PLEASE comment with your thoughts/opinions and your applications. - Anyways, PMG OUT!
P.S. Any 4 position who gets accepted for the job will have to have 3 hour meditation sessions with fellow 5 position player (Lemon) atleast 5 times a week. (He will be your sex slave).
P.S.S. Any Recruitees applying MUST follow/like/subscribe to Twitch.tv/Weston_dota to fully support our Kingdom.
#TrustTheProcess #TeamFruitGoinBig #Ti8 #Ti8Champions #HugMeOnceHadDinnerWith13YearOldThatWasn'tHisSon #yabneu #OnlyRealMenPlayArem #Lakers2018Champs #ILoveMySquad
Position 1 - Brando (Cherry) 6.6k mmr PEAK player, legendary AM player, DIHL-Extinguisher, rich, and confirmed pussy destroyer.
Position 2 - Jager. (Kiwi) STAR mid player, best TA ENT has EVER seen, confirmed non-virgin, has a beard, didn't fall in love with a guy.
Position 3 - lzleus. aka QuestionMarkKid (Mango) Team Fruit CAPTAIN , 100k salary, owns multiple restaurants (no worry for food during 18 hour dota practice days) and loving husband.
Position 4 - OPENING
Position 5 - Evil.Lemon (Lemon) - Team Fruit Founder - 2k mmr, Fell in love with guy, Works at Waba Grill (wanted to quit after 1 day), 6'2 280, Literally attracted to cock, will protect us from ANY Peruvians trying to invade our team house, one swing from Lemons TRUCK of an arm he's goin flyin.
So for your player application (Team Fruit and I) would like you to answer a few questions -
1) How many kills have you gotten in an AREM pub?
2) What would you do if a LARGE white male starting sprinting at you?
3) Do you support Capitalism?
4) If a piece of meat at Waba Grill gets tossed in a pile of Chicken, do you throw away that piece of meat or the pile of Chicken?
5) Have you ever fell in love with a guy?
Thanks for reading guys, we plan on practicing ATLEAST 12 hours a day after school/work. PLEASE comment with your thoughts/opinions and your applications. - Anyways, PMG OUT!
P.S. Any 4 position who gets accepted for the job will have to have 3 hour meditation sessions with fellow 5 position player (Lemon) atleast 5 times a week. (He will be your sex slave).
P.S.S. Any Recruitees applying MUST follow/like/subscribe to Twitch.tv/Weston_dota to fully support our Kingdom.
#TrustTheProcess #TeamFruitGoinBig #Ti8 #Ti8Champions #HugMeOnceHadDinnerWith13YearOldThatWasn'tHisSon #yabneu #OnlyRealMenPlayArem #Lakers2018Champs #ILoveMySquad