Peak Perfomance ft. master_pain
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:44 am
Its done. We've cracked the code. Me and my team of scientists have finally figured out what peak performance looks like.
Enter, master_pain
Some fun stats:
Amount of games : 11000
Favorite hero: Jakiro
Favorite place in the map: Behind Fountain
Favorite quote: as*hole
Typical game: Start off by being fairly upset. Pick Jakiro. After dying once you can usually find him behind the tier 2 tower typing !ff and shouting as*hole at a poor victim in his team who didn't perform like he needs him to. 2nd death and you can find him at his favorite place possibly amassing a bunch of couriers to recruit and replace his teammates.
IQ: unknown, our tools simply cannot measure such high IQ yet but we're working on it.
There's more lore still yet to be discovered, we've only scratched the surface.
Enter, master_pain
Some fun stats:
Amount of games : 11000
Favorite hero: Jakiro
Favorite place in the map: Behind Fountain
Favorite quote: as*hole
Typical game: Start off by being fairly upset. Pick Jakiro. After dying once you can usually find him behind the tier 2 tower typing !ff and shouting as*hole at a poor victim in his team who didn't perform like he needs him to. 2nd death and you can find him at his favorite place possibly amassing a bunch of couriers to recruit and replace his teammates.
IQ: unknown, our tools simply cannot measure such high IQ yet but we're working on it.
There's more lore still yet to be discovered, we've only scratched the surface.