Postby minger1 » Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:14 am
Jackk will fly over to the island in his helicopter before you get a chance to make that call, he will take ur phone, use that last phone call for himself and then fly back home without you.
MP will pick up the phone, tell u you to "solo it", and call you an asshole as he hangs up
Trader will pick up the phone and you then proceed to give him a detailed explanation of your situation. Despite explaining that you will definitely die without help, Trader will then simply ping you the location of the nearest lighthouse
and tell you you're a noob if you don't make it.
Jazzy will pick up the phone and seemingly be attentive when listening to your plight. After he hangs up you hold out hope that help will arrive. However after the call, Jazzy begins to overthink and believes that you are being selfish for disturbing him. This feeling festers and Jazzy begins to believe that you being stranded on an island was an intentional ploy by you to get back at him. Jazzy doesn't seek help unless you call him back to apologize for your cruelty. You have no more calls you can make. You die.
Lothos picks up the phone. Before you even open your mouth he calls you a noob cuntt before telling you he is amazing. He again tells you you're a noob cuntt before hanging up, getting on top of his barathrum and charging over the Atlantic Ocean towards the island. He dies 100meters into the journey because he drowns. You die
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