aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

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aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby pinheadlarry » Mon May 20, 2019 12:12 pm

http://storage.entgaming.net/replay/vie ... 734024.w3g

I also used metasploit after the game and saw he was into the Vaseline:
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@aimskjs BTW I took the liberty to help save some money for the next time you stack and your team can't carry you to victory: https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... R3IVO?th=1

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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby YamiBakura32 » Tue May 21, 2019 10:02 am

Beautiful job defeating one of the biggest ENT Dota stackers in 2019 . Such players wont never get any respect from me. Especially these koreans i will purge them once when i find them worthy of my time.
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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby Edgeofchaos » Tue May 21, 2019 6:39 pm

They are Chinese, not Korean.

And you won't beat them. It's a team of 4 who always plays on new accounts, and they still play games that are 10 elo or less. All of them counterpick and focus the 1 or 2 good players on the enemy team while the rest of the noobs do nothing.

They were very proud of beating me for 8 ELO, even though they had to be carried by the +1 random player on their team.
Even when there are only 3 of them, they can't play well, or this happens, so I guess they have to take what they can get.

What a sad group. No respect.
And yeah Aims is also just the same.
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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby Sylvanas » Tue May 21, 2019 9:49 pm

I like the part where you edited the title to include the retarded monsanto metaphor you've already made before.

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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby pinheadlarry » Wed May 22, 2019 7:10 am

Astros why did you delete my post? You still a closet bareback boi?

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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby Edgeofchaos » Wed May 22, 2019 10:36 pm

Can you type like a normal person please?

Like I understand you're trying to be funny with this but it's just not working dude... Try something new, not a single person here finds it funny.
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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby kunkka » Thu May 23, 2019 1:10 pm

Kid got roasted like a peking duck
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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby pinheadlarry » Fri May 24, 2019 12:19 am

kunkka wrote:Kid got roasted like a peking duck


Excellent work.

My metaphor rating for this stands as:

10/10 For applicability especially because peking duck is gook and is very applicable to the team that got wrecked.

8/10 For maximizing potential --> Should have used the word "Cock" instead of "Kid" to add an extra pun effect since your already had used birds as your metaphor subject

7/10 For effectiveness --> While it was excellently articulated, some people probably don't know what peking duck is and therefore may not be able to appreciate your work. Know your audience; you need to construct metaphors that can be appreciated by the the abysmally low IQ of ENT members.

9.5/10 For chance to receive vocal negative feedback from Edge or TheBanterBoi regarding the quality of your metaphor

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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby Astros » Fri May 24, 2019 12:47 am

I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.

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Re: aimskjizz Gets Tilled Like a Monsanto Corn Farm for ~27ELO

Postby kunkka » Sat May 25, 2019 5:32 pm

Astros wrote:I like the part where he thanks Kunkka but Kunkka is implying Pinhead was the one getting roasted like a peking duck. He's so clueless but let's leave it at that. His metaphors are so weird and awkward-setting that I think the only social contact he receives is from his chicken farm.

Sincerely, Banterboi.

Lmaooo! again, kid got roasted like a peking duck
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